Say you were to...

Put all of my pet peeves into a burrito? 

Well... let's see. 

The Tortilla: Most likely perpetual self-centeredness. Like, when someone KNOWS they can do something to help out, but just simply doesn't. For instance: a week long house guest is uses every towel in the bathroom (after being told and acknowledging which is hers) and then refusing to pick them up. Or expecting everyone to do dishes and clean up their messes for them. 

The Beans: Loud, disgusting chewing. Need I say more? 

The Cheese: Snorting. If someone has a cold, I mean, a LEGIT cold, and they need to keep their nose clear, that's one thing. But if someone has allergies and they keep on making that *SNOOORT* noise once every 30 seconds, even after being offered, and refusing, medicine.  

The Salsa: When someone complains about what your parents cannot do. A friendly consolation "Oh, that sucks!" is one thing, but a "Why the hell isn't your mom here yet? Why won't she take me to the movies at 9 p.m.?" is another. 

The Guacamole: People complaining about how much schoolwork another person has.  And telling them that, because they are working and need to get their schoolwork done, they are boring them.  Guess what? I am not your entertainment. 

The Lettuce: When people make judgements about my lifestyle.  I know I don't live an exciting life. I am a homebody. I like spending time at my house, or my friend's houses.  I don't go out all that much.  Because of the school I go to, I don't really know that many guys. But don't assume that I am A) some stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than anyone because I'm not and I can't even imagine me thinking that or B) that I am a complete nerd with no social life. Just because someone else's social life doesn't measure up to your own doesn't mean it's not a social life. 

I just want people to receive cold medicine when they need it, clean up after themselves, not chew so loudly, stay as open minded as they say they are, stop bitching and moaning, and give a shit about others.  

Is it REALLY that hard to care about others? 

Respect? 

It's seven letters.  Not that hard of a word. 

Wish me luck.